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Untitled II[Here I am.]Untitled II
Where am I?
[I just told you. I am here, and so are you, for you are me, and I am you, and we're both here, because we're one and the same.]
Oh. OK. But why are we here?
[You already know.]
(I am in a hallway. All of the doors are shut. The hallway is long. So long, that I cannot see the end.) Why did You shut the doors? You know I need what is on the other side. Why would You do such a thing?
[Just because. If We are The Same, then You are really doing it to Yourself. If We are One then I don't exist. Or is it You who doesn't exist? Ask Yourself that.]


Plan ZDo you have a zombie plan? You know, a plan of what you would do if a huge chunk of the human population turned into zombies. (If you do, please list it in the comments.) If you don't, wow. You're screwed if there ever was a zombie apocalypse.Plan Z
Want to hear my zombie plan? I knew you would say yes.
All right, here it goes:
First, I have to find an aluminum baseball bat, a machete, a shotgun (preferably, a sawed-off pump-action, but I'm not picky), a lot of ammo for said shotgun, a bandolier of grenades, and football protective gear.
Next, I fight my way through to the nearest Wal-Mart (because th


Jokers.There are many people. Foolish people.Jokers.
Foolish people who strive to attain things which cannot save them from an eternity in the Boiling Seas of Hell. They laugh at others, Laugh at the weak, laugh at the strong, laugh at the penniless, laugh at the millionaires. And why? To try to make others laugh with them. To try to divert the minds of others from laughing at them. Others should be laughing at them. They should be laughing at themselves.
Or they shouldn't be laughing at all.
Though laughter is a medicine, it is also a poison. Many have found the laughter to b
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| Please excuse my bone dry sense of humor. |
| My nickname is Standing Bear, so that's what you guys can call me. 17 and 11 are my lucky numbers, I'm 1/2 Cherokee and 1/2 Italian ( My favorite color is transparent. The animal I'm most like is probably a bear. I eat a lot, sleep a lot, and I can have a bad temper when I have to. |
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"Gravity is just a theory. See watch... *drops pen* Dammit!"
- Stephen Colbert
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Paddle faster. I hear banjo music.
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Paddle faster. I hear banjo music.
That's awesome, thanks!
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