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Untitled II[Here I am.]Untitled II
Where am I?
[I just told you. I am here, and so are you, for you are me, and I am you, and we're both here, because we're one and the same.]
Oh. OK. But why are we here?
[You already know.]
(I am in a hallway. All of the doors are shut. The hallway is long. So long, that I cannot see the end.) Why did You shut the doors? You know I need what is on the other side. Why would You do such a thing?
[Just because. If We are The Same, then You are really doing it to Yourself. If We are One then I don't exist. Or is it You who doesn't exist? Ask Yourself that.]
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Plan ZDo you have a zombie plan? You know, a plan of what you would do if a huge chunk of the human population turned into zombies. (If you do, please list it in the comments.) If you don't, wow. You're screwed if there ever was a zombie apocalypse.Plan Z
Want to hear my zombie plan? I knew you would say yes.
All right, here it goes:
First, I have to find an aluminum baseball bat, a machete, a shotgun (preferably, a sawed-off pump-action, but I'm not picky), a lot of ammo for said shotgun, a bandolier of grenades, and football protective gear.
Next, I fight my way through to the nearest Wal-Mart (because th
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Jokers.There are many people. Foolish people.Jokers.
Foolish people who strive to attain things which cannot save them from an eternity in the Boiling Seas of Hell. They laugh at others, Laugh at the weak, laugh at the strong, laugh at the penniless, laugh at the millionaires. And why? To try to make others laugh with them. To try to divert the minds of others from laughing at them. Others should be laughing at them. They should be laughing at themselves.
Or they shouldn't be laughing at all.
Though laughter is a medicine, it is also a poison. Many have found the laughter to b
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| My nickname is Standing Bear, so that's what you guys can call me. 17 and 11 are my lucky numbers, I'm 1/2 Cherokee and 1/2 Italian (  <--my future Italian mustache) , and I know how to use a tomahawk, a fencing foil, and a katana. My favorite color is transparent. The animal I'm most like is probably a bear. I eat a lot, sleep a lot, and I can have a bad temper when I have to. |
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PeacefulDevious Info
- Current Residence: My box, of course. Where else?
- Interests: Ancient history, archery, fencing, playing the guitar, boxing, tomahawk throwing, reading.
- Favourite movie: Tommy Boy/First Blood/Saving Private Ryan/The Blues Brothers/Forrest Gump/Mad Max/ The Patriot
- Favourite band or musician: Elvis/The Who/The Beatles/Queen/Lynard Skynard
- Favourite genre of music: Blues/50's, 60's, and 70's rock and roll/Barouque/Rat Pack songs
- Favourite artist: John Lennon/Ennio Morricone/Frank Sinatra/Freddie Mercury/Jimi Hendrix/Eric Clapton
- Favourite poet or writer: Ernest Hemingway/Jack London/F. Scott Fitzgerald/Sun-Tzu/ Musashi Myamoto/Edgar Allen Poe/Bruce Lee
- Favourite style of art: photography/literature
- Shell of choice: ...................what?
- Skin of choice: Mine
- Favourite game: chess/SSBB/Force Unleashed
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
- Favourite cartoon character: Snake/Batman (who SO pwns Spiderman)/ Dobby (from Harry Potter)
- Personal Quote: WHERE'S MY TOMAHAWK!?!?!!!!!
- Tools of the Trade: fencing foil, boxing gloves, bow and arrows, guitar and pic, fists, TOMAHAWK, and keyboard.
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Paddle faster. I hear banjo music.
That's awesome, thanks!
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